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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Charlie Sheen said that - "Winning!"

Okay, guess I'm obligated to make fun of Charlie Sheen once on this blog.  He's saying all kinds of crazy shit and because he's  Charlie Sheen, he's pretty much able to do whatever he wants.  So, my new favorite saying is, "Charlie Sheen said that."  Put it after any crazy quote or thing you want to say, add WINNING! to the end.  Just try it!  "I love the smell of napalm in the morning, I keep a can of it on my bedside table.  It smells like winning!"  Or, how about this:  "My passion is not from this terrestrial realm.  It's from the aliens growing in my belly.  Winning!"  Heck, just throw out some non-sensical words together...it doesn't even have to make sense:  "Belly button weinermobile boney cantelope tiger blood ninja star chupacabra watermelon....WINNING!"  See?  It totally works!  Charlie Sheen said that!

10 comments:

Lady Estrogen said...

Good times at the house of crazy :)

Suzanne said...

Each time I think Charlie has hit the bottom he pops back up again. When I am have PMS I can blame it on Charlie..I will hopefully never be quite that crazy.

karen said...

Suz, that's the beauty of the saying, "Charlie said that". You can yell at Bob all you want to, but then end it with "Charlie Sheen said that....WINNING" and all is well!

Anna said...

When I was still a young and ignorant twenty-something, I didn't think that PMS *really* existed. I mean, I knew that the physical side did. "Ouch cramps." But I thought the girls getting away with crazy loony things, because they were PMSing, were just smart girls lashing out when they could get away with it. Cramps *are* ouchy.

But then a brave man pointed out to me, that I should be the poster child for PMS. And that *every single time* in. my. life. that I've done something wack-job crazy and later regretted it... It was like two days before a period. He actually scoffed at me for not realizing it sooner.

Girls, he wasn't fibbing. I turn into a raving psychopath right before ten out of every twelve periods.

PMS exists. It is real. And Charlie Sheen has it.

Winning!

Keetha Broyles said...

And whatever you decide to attribute to Charlie, he probably really DID say it.

No?

Gwen@ChewDigestBooks.com said...

Yeah and if it was a woman acting like Sheen is they would probably say that she has PMS.....winning!

and I am going to have to use my other log in since I can't just enter a name and url. This is Gwen from Wit

Anna said...

Oh yeah, and the loony who wrote a comment longer than you post... well that was Anna from Wit, and um... I really am PMSing. So see?

karen said...

LMAO! Too freakin funny!

fairfieldhousenj.com said...

I heard there's a new drug on the street called Charlie Sheen. Apparently only porn stars can get a hold of it. Winning!

Jen said...

Ha! I'm am SO gonna' use this. WINNING!