Charlie Sheen is going on tour. No, I'm not kidding, it's called Charlie Sheen Live: My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option Tour. Here's his description:
My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show is coming for you.
I'm going on the road. LIVE.
Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth?
WILL THERE BE MORE?!?!
This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock.
Bring it. I dare you to keep up with me.
Guys, I think I'll pass on this one.