My biggest creepy crawly thing that I can't stand are.....
I just can't stand them! I have a whole host of reasons as to why I hate spiders
- The webs....ever walked into one by accident? EW! Gets all in your hair, and then there's a chance of getting a spider on you! Double EWWW!!
- All of the legs - they have too damn many! It's just unnatural! They are made for crawling on you creepily with all those damn legs!
- I see them crawling around and I'm all like.....THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME!!!!!!!!!!!
- The jumping - did you know some of them JUMP? Holy shit! Those are creepy as hell! I hate those fuckers!
Now a story for ya. I was at work one day, just doing my job and turned around to get something and I saw the biggest spider I have ever seen. I think he looked a little like this:
This picture I borrowed for illustration purposes from Hyperbole and a Half, Ally has a similar irrational fear of spiders.
My spider looked a lot like this except mine had hairy long legs. I learned later it was probably a wolf spider.
I completely FREAKED THE FUCK OUT at work. I screamed, jumped up and ran away from my office. Someone, I don't know who, came over and killed the Mutant Killer Ninja Terminator Spider so that I could get back to work, but I looked over my shoulder for a month at least to make sure he didn't come back to life or that his ghose didn't come back to get me.
I don't fuck around with spider's y'all.
Now that I'm done writing this post, I'll have nightmares tonight I'm sure. Great...........