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Wednesday, June 8, 2011

SPIDERS!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

We all have our phobias of creepy crawly critters.  Some  ppl can't stand snakes, or mice, or other equally creepy things.

My biggest creepy crawly thing that I can't stand are.....

SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!


I just can't stand them!  I have a whole host of reasons as to why I hate spiders

  •  The webs....ever walked into one by accident?  EW!  Gets all in your hair, and then there's a chance of getting a spider on you!  Double EWWW!!
  •  All of the legs - they have too damn many! It's just unnatural!  They are made for crawling on you creepily with all those damn legs!
  • I see them crawling around and I'm all like.....THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME!!!!!!!!!!!
  • The jumping - did you know some of them JUMP?  Holy shit! Those are creepy as hell! I hate those fuckers!
Now a story for ya.  I was at work one day, just doing my job and turned around to get something and I saw the biggest spider I have ever seen.  I think he looked a little like this:




This picture I borrowed for illustration purposes from Hyperbole and a Half, Ally has a similar irrational fear of spiders.

My spider looked a lot like this except mine had hairy long legs.  I learned later it was probably a wolf spider. 

I completely FREAKED THE FUCK OUT at work.  I screamed, jumped up and ran away from my office.  Someone, I don't know who, came over and killed the Mutant Killer Ninja Terminator Spider so that I could get back to work, but I looked over my shoulder for a month at least to make sure he didn't come back to life or that his ghose didn't come back to get me.

I don't fuck around with spider's y'all. 


Now that I'm done writing this post, I'll have nightmares tonight I'm sure.  Great...........


5 comments:

Denise said...

I don't mean to laugh but it's funny in a sad kind of way because I can relate to the story. I am this way with any kind of bug, but the worst for me are roaches. I grew up in Louisiana and I swear to you the roaches are the size of 747's and they FLY at you!!! Talk about nightmares. That is one thing I do not miss about home.

Twisted Mummy said...

I found your blog on a Friend Finding Friday Link and I saw your SPIDER blog. I hate them too and am also of the understanding that they are out to get me! LOL

AmberFaith said...

Hello! Newest follower from the Surfin' Saturday blog hop! Would love for you to stop by and follow back, whenever you get a chance. Have a great week! (:

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Carrie said...

LOL, I know how you feel. Especially with Wolf Spiders. I had them at a store I worked in as big as my hand. They were pretty scary!

I'm your newest follower via the Surfin' Saturday Blog Hop!

MikiHope said...

That's how I feel about snakes--gives me the chills just writing the word snake!!

I am a new follower

Michele aka MikiHope
www.mikishope.com