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Saturday, July 2, 2011

Murphy, you suck monkey butt!

Murphy of Murphy's Law that is.  I'm not talking about my Sister-in-law's boxer dog Murphy...he's the coolest boxer dog ever (with the exception of the dearly departed Clancy that is).

Murphy's law fucking sucks ass.  I am referring to the fact that when one thing breaks or goes wrong, other things have to fucking follow suit and just screw over my NICE CHILLAXING WEEKEND I HAD FREAKIN PLANNED! 

Okay, first off the pool thing.  It was leaning pretty badly so we had to drain it so we could move it.  Our back yard is not level anywhere really so we are going to go ahead and find the most level part we can at the top of the yard and level it out with shovels and refill it so we can use it tomorrow (Sunday).  Now I am totally cool with some manual labor, long as I get some pool time this weekend I am good with it.  We started draining it on Thursday so we could start the digging on Saturday.

Also on Thursday, our fucking oven died.  Yes, it DIED!  I bake a lot of our meat  - chicken, pork chops, etc., but now the only way I can cook is on the stove top or microwave.  I can do the pressure cooker if I plan ahead (but when do I EVER DO THAT?) or the toaster oven, but it's too small.  So, if we can't fix the oven we will have to replace our stove completely - who the hell knows where that money's gonna come from.

And lastly, and this is a GOOD ONE......my kitchen sink is completely stopped the fuck up!  Whenever you use the dishwasher, water just fills up in both sides of my sink and it's disgusting!  You can't use the garbage disposal at all without water pouring out onto the floor.  We're trying some kinda chemical to unclog it now, if it doesn't work Hubby is gonna hafta take pipes apart to unclog the shit.  That's gonna be pleasant...NOT!!

So, that's why I didn't do a Fibro Friday post yesterday.  I've been kinda busy trying to keep my fucking house from falling down around me!  Just kidding, but OMG if something else goes wrong I think I might lose my freakin mind!  Course, I did go see my psychiatrist this week so I did get some good drugs!!!  LOL!!!!

Send some positive thoughts my way my lovely faithful readers.  May Murphy have mercy on me.

5 comments:

karen said...

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Erin O'Riordan said...

Tie a knot, hang on and hope it gets better really soon. Have a good weekend - as best you can.

Marianna Annadanna said...

I rarely use my oven so I don't think it'll die any time soon. still, if it did, I'd freak out. We got worried about our air conditioner last night. Seems to be working, but it will die sometime soon. and probably when it's 165 degrees. A-holes.

Fox in the City said...

Not a great start to your weekend! I am hoping that the pool was up and running and that you could relax while your hubby looked after fixing the stove. Fingers crossed.
Jenn

karen said...

Just as a little update...no pool progress, was too fucking hot out to dig this weekend.
Oven still not fixed.

I want my pool back dammit