Oh how I hate you.....torturous brassiere
You pinch me and squish, those boobies of mine
I want to burn you, then un-burn....then burn you again for fun
Just so you feel extra pain and go away forever
Or better yet, make you wear a tight bra yourself
That pinches and squashes
and digs and makes marks and makes you hurt
Just so you know what you feel like when I have to wear you
I hate you bra, I hate you oh so much
You suck you suck, you suck suck suck
Okay, I know it ain't poetry, but I really do hate my bra a lot. It makes my back hurt a lot sometimes.
I've found that sports bras are great though, I've started wearing those and I bought some yoga tanks with bras in them also, and those things are SUPER FANTASTIC! They are way comfortable, and don't make my back hurt. It's great for my back pain.
Anyway, even if I suck as a poet, I thought you'd enjoy my hatred of bras anyway and share the sentiment so enjoy!