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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

My new favorite insult

Via the blogosphere, I have been armed with some new creative insults to call people - some of which I love to use here.

Asshat is one I love, the other......douche-canoe.  I've also found cock-knocker, and my friend Lady E has the self moniker of cunt dragon. 

Courtesy of The Bloggess, I have found the new favorite.....the new mack daddy insult that I plan to overuse until you are sick of hearing it.  Are you ready?


BITCH PIGEON

The definition of a bitch-pigeon is the following:
It's someone that comes out of nowhere and shits all over your life...metaphorically.

My ex-husband?   BITCH PIGEON
See how that works?  Love it!  Feel free to use it amongst yourselves.

Have fun!

20 comments:

TexaGermaNadian said...

Haha, hilarious! Really always loved asshat, but your new one is pretty good too :)

Megan said...

HAHA! Loving the names you're discovering! Thanks for sharing :)

Daffy said...

That is just amazeballs and awesomesauce and has all kinds of superhero vocab written across it! I endeavor to use it as much as possible today and every day here on after!

j-tony said...

Hey is it cool for a dude to use? Because I too am a fan but I also want to sound strong and masculine. Could I pull that off like say when the douch bag at McDonald's gets my clowns order wrong?....thanks Daffy for the tweet.

vsteggs said...

Hahaha! I love it! Another favorite for me is twatwaffle. I will have to use Bitch Pigeon sometime.

karen said...

Oooo I forgot about twatwaffle! I'm gonna have to gather up all of the great insults and do a master post about all of them one day. That would be all sorts of awesomesauce!

karen said...

Oh, and j-tony it is totally cool for a dude to use - it is totally open to all as far as I'm concerned. You just go to town man!

Holly Ann said...

Hahaha! Too funny!
I'm a new follower from "Surfin' Saturday!" I'd love follow-back. Thanks!

~Holly
http://www.twinsplusone.com

Every Day Products & More said...

hello newest follower from the hop cant wait to read more of your great posts
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K said...

I instantly added that to my vocab the moment I read it. I can get a lot of mileage outta that one.

New follower!
~K
bigklittlea.com

Jen M said...

New follower from the Friday Blog Hop! :)
Jen @ My Secret Home

Laura said...

That's a good name for an ex. I might have to use it sometimes.

Stopping by from Sit & Surf Blog Hop

YulyaShenka said...

I am your new GFC and Twitter follower from friendly Friday :-)
You are welcome at ttp://luckyangelandgiveaways.blogspot.com/
Thank you!

CinfulCinnamon said...

OMG...I'd only heard Asshat before. I'm stealing every one of the rest. My life is complete now that I have these insults. Thank for gathering.

Stopping by from Chubby Cheeks

Megan said...

New follower. When you get the chance please follow me back.. http://realadventuresfromamomof3.blogspot.com/

Kat said...

What a bright and beautiful day to join a blog hop!

Just popping by to say hello and follow your blog!

I'm Kat the author/editor of The Vivification of Mrs. Moment (MrsMoment.Com). VMM is a A blossoming community of storytellers weaving true tales about fleeting moments that touch our lives in incalculable ways. Plus, excerpts from my odd little life.

Stop by, get involved, tell a story, or follow back. We love to welcome new writers into our community.

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Erica Nicholas said...

Following you via GFC from the Surfin' Saturdays hop! Check out my blog, http://www.smileyboyknowsbest.blogspot.com thanks!

Also, love the phrase Bitch Pigeon. :D

oomph. said...

several bitch pigeons have come into my life at one point. love that one. found and following thru sit & relax weekend hop.

rockoomph.blogspot.com

Patricia said...

I am following you via SRW blog hop. Please follow me.
http://itsabouttimemamaw.blogspot.com/

screwbdoo said...

Lmao hilarious love the cock knocker tis my fave.. I am following you via the saturday blog hop. Coming from http://linkiescontestlinkies.blogspot.com

Have a wonderful day ya cock knocker lmao.