Wednesday, May 4, 2011

My new favorite insult

Via the blogosphere, I have been armed with some new creative insults to call people - some of which I love to use here.

Asshat is one I love, the other......douche-canoe.  I've also found cock-knocker, and my friend Lady E has the self moniker of cunt dragon. 

Courtesy of The Bloggess, I have found the new favorite.....the new mack daddy insult that I plan to overuse until you are sick of hearing it.  Are you ready?


The definition of a bitch-pigeon is the following:
It's someone that comes out of nowhere and shits all over your life...metaphorically.

My ex-husband?   BITCH PIGEON
See how that works?  Love it!  Feel free to use it amongst yourselves.

Have fun!


TexaGermaNadian said...

Haha, hilarious! Really always loved asshat, but your new one is pretty good too :)

Megan said...

HAHA! Loving the names you're discovering! Thanks for sharing :)

Daffy said...

That is just amazeballs and awesomesauce and has all kinds of superhero vocab written across it! I endeavor to use it as much as possible today and every day here on after!

j-tony said...

Hey is it cool for a dude to use? Because I too am a fan but I also want to sound strong and masculine. Could I pull that off like say when the douch bag at McDonald's gets my clowns order wrong?....thanks Daffy for the tweet.

vsteggs said...

Hahaha! I love it! Another favorite for me is twatwaffle. I will have to use Bitch Pigeon sometime.

karen said...

Oooo I forgot about twatwaffle! I'm gonna have to gather up all of the great insults and do a master post about all of them one day. That would be all sorts of awesomesauce!

karen said...

Oh, and j-tony it is totally cool for a dude to use - it is totally open to all as far as I'm concerned. You just go to town man!

Holly Ann said...

Hahaha! Too funny!
I'm a new follower from "Surfin' Saturday!" I'd love follow-back. Thanks!


Every Day Products & More said...

hello newest follower from the hop cant wait to read more of your great posts

K said...

I instantly added that to my vocab the moment I read it. I can get a lot of mileage outta that one.

New follower!

Jen M said...

New follower from the Friday Blog Hop! :)
Jen @ My Secret Home

Laura said...

That's a good name for an ex. I might have to use it sometimes.

Stopping by from Sit & Surf Blog Hop

YulyaShenka said...

I am your new GFC and Twitter follower from friendly Friday :-)
You are welcome at ttp://
Thank you!

CinfulCinnamon said...

OMG...I'd only heard Asshat before. I'm stealing every one of the rest. My life is complete now that I have these insults. Thank for gathering.

Stopping by from Chubby Cheeks

Megan said...

New follower. When you get the chance please follow me back..

Kat said...

What a bright and beautiful day to join a blog hop!

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Erica Nicholas said...

Following you via GFC from the Surfin' Saturdays hop! Check out my blog, thanks!

Also, love the phrase Bitch Pigeon. :D

oomph. said...

several bitch pigeons have come into my life at one point. love that one. found and following thru sit & relax weekend hop.

Patricia said...

I am following you via SRW blog hop. Please follow me.

Anonymous said...

Lmao hilarious love the cock knocker tis my fave.. I am following you via the saturday blog hop. Coming from

Have a wonderful day ya cock knocker lmao.