Asshat is one I love, the other......douche-canoe. I've also found cock-knocker, and my friend Lady E has the self moniker of cunt dragon.
Courtesy of The Bloggess, I have found the new favorite.....the new mack daddy insult that I plan to overuse until you are sick of hearing it. Are you ready?
BITCH PIGEON
The definition of a bitch-pigeon is the following:
It's someone that comes out of nowhere and shits all over your life...metaphorically.
My ex-husband? BITCH PIGEON
See how that works? Love it! Feel free to use it amongst yourselves.
Have fun!
18 comments:
Haha, hilarious! Really always loved asshat, but your new one is pretty good too :)
HAHA! Loving the names you're discovering! Thanks for sharing :)
That is just amazeballs and awesomesauce and has all kinds of superhero vocab written across it! I endeavor to use it as much as possible today and every day here on after!
Hey is it cool for a dude to use? Because I too am a fan but I also want to sound strong and masculine. Could I pull that off like say when the douch bag at McDonald's gets my clowns order wrong?....thanks Daffy for the tweet.
Hahaha! I love it! Another favorite for me is twatwaffle. I will have to use Bitch Pigeon sometime.
Oooo I forgot about twatwaffle! I'm gonna have to gather up all of the great insults and do a master post about all of them one day. That would be all sorts of awesomesauce!
Oh, and j-tony it is totally cool for a dude to use - it is totally open to all as far as I'm concerned. You just go to town man!
Hahaha! Too funny!
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I instantly added that to my vocab the moment I read it. I can get a lot of mileage outta that one.
New follower!
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That's a good name for an ex. I might have to use it sometimes.
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OMG...I'd only heard Asshat before. I'm stealing every one of the rest. My life is complete now that I have these insults. Thank for gathering.
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Following you via GFC from the Surfin' Saturdays hop! Check out my blog, http://www.smileyboyknowsbest.blogspot.com thanks!
Also, love the phrase Bitch Pigeon. :D
several bitch pigeons have come into my life at one point. love that one. found and following thru sit & relax weekend hop.
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Lmao hilarious love the cock knocker tis my fave.. I am following you via the saturday blog hop. Coming from http://linkiescontestlinkies.blogspot.com
Have a wonderful day ya cock knocker lmao.
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